Conversations at a Bird Show

[tbutler]

"Who are these people?"
"They're the audience."
"I do not think I trust them."
"I'm not sure I trust them either."



"Look!"
"Up in the sky!"



"So there I was, facing down a whole gang of 'em..."
"Yeah? Yeah? And then what happened? (...I'll keep faking attention as long as I think you're about to feed me!)"



"...just you and me, kid."



"Yes, I'm adorable. And I know it."



"Look behind me? Why?"



"Okay, fame is one thing, but this is getting embarrassing."